First Dates teen confused by ‘posh menu’ leaves viewers heartbroken with his emotional story

First Dates viewers were left crying with laughter after posh public school boy Calum was rejected after bragging about his money. First Dates had fans in stitches on Tuesday as posh boy Calum was unable to pay for his meal despite boasting of his riches. The “city boy” spent the duration of his dinner talking about his wealth and his private education, but was awkwardly left red-faced as he couldn’t foot the bill. He also spoke in depth about his parents’ impressive jobs, bragging that his dad had retired at 50 and his mum was an incredible actress.

However, his comments came back to haunt him as he offered to pay for the meal only to be left in a very embarrassing situation. It didn’t take viewers long to mock Calum as the blunder occurred, with one writing: “Oh god how embarrassing.

I tried out the new dating app for posh people. A while ago, I was on a first date, via Tinder. Let’s call the fella Joe. He knew I’d grown up in.

Cradled in the political arms of Boris and D-Cam, while we sleep under the Cumbersnatch and Hiddlestone stars, new film The Riot Club is yet another reminder to us all that posh prevails. What you really need to do is get your hands round some top-class pedigree bum. He still has these in his underwear. For this sort of posh boy, middle age sets in by about 12 so by his early 20s, an untucked deterioration will be well underway. Really posh people have a LOT of secrets. If you thought your burgeoning family resentments and your Daddy issues were exotic, think again.

Got a bit squiffy on the vintage. Shot his own foot off. Terrible shame. Except perhaps girly giggles when they discuss your cleavage loudly in front of you. Your old school-er communicates almost exclusively with his friends through homoerotic sporting rituals and really aggressive back-slapping, which gets harder as he gets older.